(Please Read, Then Buy Soap)
Nothing here is personal! We don't actually know you or your problems. We just sell soap and try to put a smile on people's faces during difficult times.
We do NOT guarantee your satisfaction. We guarantee it's soap. That's it. Everyone needs soap anyway - you'll have to buy it somewhere. At least here you get entertainment value!
Our whole purpose: Make you smile while going through life's chaos + sell you soap you actually need. It's honest work. If you enjoyed your experience, please share this with friends who need to see it. And obviously, buy the soap!
Life is tough. Soap is simple.
Sometimes simple is exactly what you need. 🧼
Good! That means you have a sense of humor and probably need soap.