Chaos Citrus
Energy you can smell while everything burns around you
$17
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No returns, deal with it
What you get:
- Wakes you up faster than your responsibilities
- Energizing like caffeine but for your skin
- Bright orange like the warning signs you ignore
The honest truth:
When life gives you lemons, oranges, AND a complete mental breakdown, this soap makes you smell like sunshine during the chaos.
Ingredients: Sweet orange oil, lemon zest, vitamin E, and bitter life lessons
💡 Why stop at one?
Get all 4 soaps and save $11. Perfect for overthinkers and people who like options.
What People Are Saying
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Lisa K.
★★★★★
"Perfect for my whole dysfunctional family. We still make terrible decisions but we all smell divine while doing it!"
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Carlos B.
★★★★★
"Tried to leave this website 47 times. Somehow ended up buying soap. Not even mad. It arrived faster than my motivation."
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Emma T.
★★★★★
"Bought this as a joke gift. Now we're a support group that smells incredible. Best accidental purchase ever."
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