Crisis Lavender
For beautiful disasters who want to smell put-together
What you get:
- Actually calms you down (unlike your life)
- Smells like expensive therapy but cheaper
- Made by people who meditate (unlike you, apparently)
The honest truth:
Perfect for existential breakdowns with STYLE. This isn't your basic lavender—this is "I'm falling apart but make it bougie" lavender.
Ingredients: Lavender essential oil, organic shea butter, and a healthy dose of self-awareness
💡 Why stop at one?
Get all 4 soaps and save $11. Perfect for overthinkers and people who like options.
What People Are Saying
"Perfect for my whole dysfunctional family. We still make terrible decisions but we all smell divine while doing it!"
"Tried to leave this website 47 times. Somehow ended up buying soap. Not even mad. It arrived faster than my motivation."
"Bought this as a joke gift. Now we're a support group that smells incredible. Best accidental purchase ever."
Ready to join the club?