Pure Honesty
No frills, no lies, just like you should be
$16
Free shipping
No returns, deal with it
What you get:
- No scent (because you're not 14)
- Won't irritate your sensitive everything
- For minimalists who have their priorities straight
The honest truth:
For adults who just want clean skin without "making statements" about your personality. Revolutionary concept: soap that's just soap.
Ingredients: Pure glycerin, coconut oil, honesty, and crushing simplicity
💡 Why stop at one?
Get all 4 soaps and save $11. Perfect for overthinkers and people who like options.
What People Are Saying
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Lisa K.
★★★★★
"Perfect for my whole dysfunctional family. We still make terrible decisions but we all smell divine while doing it!"
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Carlos B.
★★★★★
"Tried to leave this website 47 times. Somehow ended up buying soap. Not even mad. It arrived faster than my motivation."
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Emma T.
★★★★★
"Bought this as a joke gift. Now we're a support group that smells incredible. Best accidental purchase ever."
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